I have a number of pet hates. Today's PH is clothing manufacturers.
The average clothing size is roughly a 12. You could safely assume then that pretty much everything about size 12 is 'average'.
Clothing manufacturers (hereafter referred to as The Skinny Bitches) seem to assume that if our girth expands beyond that of a size 12, so does everything else on our bodies.
Our arms become inches longer.
Our legs concertina out like those straws on the back of single-serve juice boxes.
A bit like Inspector Gadget.
I think The Skinny Bitches all got together in a back room somewhere and tried to come up with a way of punishing those of us who have eaten in the last 12 months.
The average clothing size is roughly a 12. You could safely assume then that pretty much everything about size 12 is 'average'.
Clothing manufacturers (hereafter referred to as The Skinny Bitches) seem to assume that if our girth expands beyond that of a size 12, so does everything else on our bodies.
Our arms become inches longer.
Our legs concertina out like those straws on the back of single-serve juice boxes.
A bit like Inspector Gadget.
I think The Skinny Bitches all got together in a back room somewhere and tried to come up with a way of punishing those of us who have eaten in the last 12 months.
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